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Sleepwalking?

Depresso_Espresso
3 years ago
  • When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.

    But you know you live alone.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, chucklenuts. So you're passed out on the sofa, right? Then BAM! You're in bed. Now, if you lived with someone, you might think they carried you. But hold on... you're a lonely loser with no friends or family! So how'd you get there? SPOOKY!

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    • Bed
    • Couch
    • Night
    • Dream
    • Home
    • Sleep

    Comments (2)

  • {(:bye:)}

    3 years ago

    did this happen fr

    Depresso_Espresso

    3 years ago

    yea why?

    LLimited Mangrove Jack

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