Little Johnny was staying at his grandparents house and he asked his grampa can I a cigarette and his grampa said well can your dick touch your asshole he said no. Then that's your answer. A little bit later little Johnny asked for a beer his grampa said well can you dick touch your asshole he said a I already said no. Well that your. Later he was complaining to his grandma and she him cookies. His grandpa came up to him and said can I have a cookie little Johnny said well can your dick touch your asshole his grampa said well yes it can and little Johnny said well go fuck yourself old man because these are my cookies.
When you go to your friends house to fuck her brother but reliaze he's you brother from your mom's side.
I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I cant help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy. The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!"
How do you know when itโs bedtime at Michael Jacksonโs house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet? Yeah neither has he
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven year olds. The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says yay i i got me a full house.
GIRL: wanna come over to my house ORPHAN: i have to ask if my parents come home
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawkins house?
No neither has he
I'm so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!
Whats black and sitting in a chair. Steven hawking after a house fire
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire... the top of the stairs
Why boys feel safe at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch? Ronald McDonald's don't put his meat between boy's buns
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked "Dad, what are you wearing?". The father would answer with "A costume for Halloween.". the child asked "can i join?". He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Have you ever walked into Helen Kellerโs house?
She has