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Last week was my BLIND friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need. As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grader for a birthday present he sets it next to him. As weeks past he comes up to me. He said " That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I has ever read"
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall .depends on how many you throw
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender “give me 2 beers”. The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guys beers bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender “hey what are u doing I didn’t order for bud lights I want corona beer”. The bartender replies “ sir I gave you a mix of bud light and corona and it’s on the house everyone is drinking corona tonight”.
What did the mom say to her house? I love you you
WHY DID THE GRANDMPA LEAVE THE HOUSE TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE???? TO GET THE ICE CREAM FOR THE GRANDMA
What's the difference between a tornado and Divorce down south Nothing some Losing a Trailer
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house. He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "you got a small dick buddy" the man says to him.
What did the bulldozer says to the house?
I wanna bulldoze houses!
Roses are red my toaster too, oh shit I've burnt the house down what do now do I screw.
The Britain’s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor
What kind of dress does a roblox floppa house have? "ADDRESS! "
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What colour is Stephen Hawkings house ? It's a bungalow.
There's a one story house everything's yellow even the kitchen living room and bedrooms what colour is the stairs
Time for a random Terraria joke Q: Why did the guide die at his house? A: The player dropped his doll in the lava. (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap
My mom go take out the trash but I couldn't find you
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
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