BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!
Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.
BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!
Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.
Oreo Emergency
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, smarty-pants! So, like, this dude's BFF is all, "Get over here ASAP!" But it's late. Then BAM! Oreos are mentioned. And suddenly, it's worth leaving the house. Get it? You wouldn't, because you probably eat healthy snacks. Bet you like kale chips, don't you?
Gwen
SWEET!
Levi
damn nice joke