What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas (Even though cows can't really have religions)
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
what does the blind, deff child get for christmas
Cancer
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan nothing they don’t have parents
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball you get a white Christmas
Nuns worst holiday? Norfolk. Nuns best holiday?Bangkok.
what is a organ lest fav holiday
crismas they wish they get parents
