Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.
For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
My wife says s*x is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's there last holiday for them but at least there still hanging on...
no one:
Taeil: "happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "its merry Christmas"
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa clause.
why cant orphans celebrate christmas - father christmas left them
wanna know something the orphan could never do
wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th Street
if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation? Do you need help packing your shit?
I like Christmas. It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys. :) yaaaaay 😁
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
