What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say "thats thanksgiving man!"
Where would a snowman ☃️ go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
If i don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Whats a pedafiles favorite holiday Holloween free delivery
I got LEGOs for Christmas and my friend got her father's headstone
For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
My wife says s*x is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's there last holiday for them but at least there still hanging on...
no one:
Taeil: "happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "its merry Christmas"
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic
Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa clause.
why cant orphans celebrate christmas - father christmas left them
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th Street
