Why was Mrs. Claus upset?
Because Santa only comes once a year.
Santa's Infrequent Visits Explained to Mrs. Claus's Dismay
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins! This joke is a play on word. It uses the double meaning of "come". Santa *literally* only comes once a year to bring present. But "come" also refers to climax during sex. So, Mrs. Claus is mad because Santa doesn't do the deed more often. Get it now, ya dingus?
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