What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
