I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
What did Sally get for Easter?..
Nail polish.
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
