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So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.

Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.

Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide

Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?

In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂

Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?

He has no legs...

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    • When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."

    After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"

    Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"

    What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?

    Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

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    • A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.

    When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"

    Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.

    On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.

    Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.

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    • Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"