Soccer Ball jokes

Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?

He has no legs...

My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.

We all yelled "Rocket league!"

Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.

I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.

A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?

Because the little boy had no legs.

A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?

He doesn’t have legs.

A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.

Why?

The kid had no legs.

What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?

Orphan: "My Parents."

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.

Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?

Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

Ball so hard! 😂🤣