Soccer Ball jokes
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
