Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.