Soccer Ball

Soccer Ball Jokes

Present

Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.

Boy

A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?

Because the little boy had no legs.

Boy

A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?

He doesn’t have legs.

Kid

A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.

Why?

The kid had no legs.

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  • Orphan

    What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?

    Orphan: "My Parents."

    Bike

    Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.

    Santa

    Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?

    Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.

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