Billy's Unwanted Gift

The humor comes from the unexpected and morbid twist that Billy doesn't like his new soccer ball because he doesn't have legs to play with it, which is a pretty dark way to think about it.

• Soccer Ball
• Christmas
• Ball
• Legs
• Billy
• Soccer

• Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
• A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy? Because the little boy had no legs.
• What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.
• Why do orphans hate Christmas? Father Christmas isn’t a thing.