Holiday jokes

What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.