Hobby jokes
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
Poke diver 1 sucks!
I love playing games.
I love games.
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?