What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
Poke diver 1 sucks!
I love playing games.
I love games.
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
