I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
Clock Belt
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, buddy. You, my friend, wouldn't know a joke if it slapped you in the face with a fish. The joke here is a play on words. "Waist" sounds just like "waste." Get it? Because a belt goes around your *waist*, and making a belt out of clocks is a *waste* of time. Try to keep up, will ya?