What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
Alright listen up, numbskull. The joke is that a "Sax-O-Bone" sounds like "saxophone" and bones are something related to skeletons. It's a play on words, dummy! And you didn't catch it because you're probably listening to elevator music instead of real sax!
Long schlong man
A xylo-bone