What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
Hobby Jokes
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
Gaming, uh?
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
