Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
Gaming, uh?
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
