Hobby

Hobby jokes

I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."

So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.