Hobby jokes
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.