Angler jokes

What do you call an expert fisherman?

A "MASTER-BAITER".

What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?

They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.

Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?

They both can throw a hook.

What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?

Catch you later!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?

MC Angler.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

I have a fish that can breakdance!

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

I don't have luck with other angels.

So I just WING IT!