Angler jokes
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."