Angler jokes
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
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What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
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My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
I don't have luck with other angels.
So I just WING IT!
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."