Hobby jokes

What do skeletons do with their organs?

They organize them!

What is an emo's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?

Gaming, uh?

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

What is an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

What is a photographer's favorite card game?

SNAP!

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

Who needs sex when they have Valorant?

What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.

What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?

A chess-nut.

What's the one game emos hate?

Cut the rope.

Pokemon Jokes!

What do you do when your Loudred evolves?

Buy more earplugs!

What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?

Let’s rock!

What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?

Hanging out.

Kenny was into incest until his mom died.

Now he's into necrophilia.

What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.

I just bought a book about lamps...

So I can do some light reading over the weekend.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.