Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
