Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
Poke diver 1 sucks!
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
