Hobby jokes
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class? Catch you later!
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.