Hobby jokes

Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.

Do you get what I am trying to poke out?

"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."

I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.

Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!

As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.

It's a great way to pass the time.

My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.

So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?

I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.

I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.