"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Hobby Jokes
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.