Hitler jokes
How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?