Hitler jokes

What do you call Hitler speeding?

The Fast and the Fuherous.

A man walks into a bar.

Then he walks into a Pole.

Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"

What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.

Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.

I Googled "How to start a Wildfire." It gave me 28,452 matches.

Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?

A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.

What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?

What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?

Adolf Hit Her.

John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.

Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"

John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"

If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.

Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.

Why is Hitler better than Biden?

Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?

A-doll Hitler!

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

So, y'all remember Hitler, right?

Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"

Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.

Justin Bieber

Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.