it’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces. So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
hitler is a national hero he killed hitler... oh wait
What do you call hitler when he gets thrown? A gas grenade
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it a Hitler
Why did Hitler go for handicap?because they can’t stand up for themselves
who killed hitler goes to heaven. *looks up* oh,never mind.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?.... Micheal Phelps can finish a race
why is 4/20 such an epic date?
because It's weed day, columbine, AND hitler's birthday ;)
What was Hitler's lucky number? Nein
Hitler was a dic-Tator
When you think about it hitler wasn’t a bad person he killed hitler
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
So I was watching YouTube and then my Friend says “Those videos never get old” and I replied “Just like a Make-A-Wish kid” and after I said that he shot me in the head and said “And now neither do you.” And now I’m in heaven and God says to me “Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies and I said “Are there summer women” and now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero. After he killed Hitler
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes? You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
So apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
What would you do if you were killed?
Q: What was hitlers least favourite candy
A:jujubes
