Hitler jokes
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
My granddad killed Hitler.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
"Nahtzee"
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Adolf Hitler
Justin Bieber
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.