Dictatorship jokes
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.
He said he couldn't complain.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
North Korea?
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...