Dictatorship

Dictatorship Jokes

Food

Have you ever tried North Korean food?

Neither have the North Koreans.

Jewelry

Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.

Orphan

Old soviet joke.

"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."

Hitler

I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.

But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.

Hitler

I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...

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  • Hobby

    It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.

    Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."

    "That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

    Furry

    What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?

    The Furred Reich.

    Hitler

    Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.

    Stalin

    You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.

    Blowjob

    Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...

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