Dictatorship jokes
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.
He said he couldn't complain.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Why was Hitler bad at math? He could only count to nein.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
North Korea?
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.