Dictatorship jokes
I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.
He said he couldn't complain.
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
Why was Hitler bad at math? He could only count to nein.
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him…
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.