Hitler jokes
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Hitler was a dic-tator.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Why was Hitler kicked out of the Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters?
He could never finish a race.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
How did Hitler like his portobello mushrooms?
Jewcy.
Hitler was a nazi.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him…
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.