Hitler jokes
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
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What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
He wasn't that bad.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!