Hitler jokes
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
He wasn't that bad.
Hitler was a dic-tator.
Why was Hitler banned from Formula One?
He could never finish a race.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
Y'all need to add more jokes.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.