Hitler jokes
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
Memes
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
When you think about it, Hitler wasnβt a bad person. He killed Hitler.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Whatβs the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.