I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."
My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
