Nazism

Nazism Jokes

Adolf Hitler

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

Hitler

What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?

How much did the haulla-cost?

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  • Grandpa

    Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."

    My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."

    Hitler

    Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?

    A: Adlof-in.

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  • Vegetable

    If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

    I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

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  • Hitler

    When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.

    Adolf Hitler

    It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

    Hitler

    So, y'all remember Hitler, right?

    Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"