Nazism jokes
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
Why was Hitler kicked out of the Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters?
He could never finish a race.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
How did Hitler like his portobello mushrooms?
Jewcy.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."
My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."
Why was Hitler banned from Formula One?
He could never finish a race.
What is Hitler's least favorite month? Jewly.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
The Nazis.
Hitler was a nazi.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Adolf Hitler
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?