Hitler jokes
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.