My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
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The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
