
Hitler jokes
Who invented shadow boxing?
Adolf Hitler.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
I Googled "How to start a Wildfire." It gave me 28,452 matches.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What would you do if you were killed?
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Why did Hitler kill himself?
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
This is so relatable :3
Community talk
if men are fuckig you over and being bitches, and women are too? just say Ich bin ein Nazi. Heil Hitler.
guess who searched up how to geet herione last night. ME. guess who also searched up how to talk to adolf hitler
HITLER WAS RIGHT..-.Debate it




