Hitler jokes

What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?

A-doll Hitler!

What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?

Not Z.

What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.

Hitler only wanted peace.

A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.

What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!

Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?

Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)

(To circumcised people)

Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.

I Googled "How to start a Wildfire." It gave me 28,452 matches.

Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.

What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?

They both finished the races.