Hitler jokes
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?
Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
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What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.