Hitler jokes

Hitler only wanted peace.

A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.

"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."

What was Hitler known for?

His exceptional cost efficiency.

What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.

What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.

Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?

Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)

(To circumcised people)

What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!

Hitler was a nazi.

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

Joke.

Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.

What is similar between Hitler and Trump?

They both want to keep races out.

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He got the gas bill.

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?

Because it had a Great Booty!

Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?

Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!

You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.

What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?

A gas grenade.

What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?