Hitler jokes

Kid: I'm hungry.

Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.

Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.

Nazi: Finally!

Justin Bieber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

What was Hitler known for?

His exceptional cost efficiency.

Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.

Hitler only wanted peace.

A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.

What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.

"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."

If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.

What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!

Hitler was a nazi.

Joke.

Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.

What is similar between Hitler and Trump?

They both want to keep races out.

Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?

Because it had a Great Booty!

What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?

Mien.

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He got the gas bill.

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.