Hitler

Hitler jokes

Peace

Hitler only wanted peace.

A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.

Guy

"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."

Difference

What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

Memes

Time Machine

If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.

Jesus

Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?

Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… (no offense)

(To circumcised people)

Character

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

Testicle

Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?

Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!