Q: What was hitlers least favourite candy
A:jujubes
Blame Austria for creating Hitler who we know today. He failed art school.
Ann frank is still the nazi hide and go seek champion
He wasnt that bad.
you walk inside a building then you see a blind german then you call him his name
Answer: Nazi
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug
Nothing
what if Hitler did not say bombs away he said lambs are slayed
What was hitlers facorite part of the car? The gas tank
Hitler walked so Kim can run
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
what does Hitlers partner say when he begins
hindin
Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII. My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler. Me: *Relizes*
Who does Adolph Hitler call in a emergency? Nein-Nein-Nein
how does Hitler tie his shoes? into little Nazi's
What does hittlers gas"shower" and guns have in common! They both kill someone
what is simular between hitler and trump they both want to keep races out
You know when women clean their nails with chemicals no one cares but when hitler tries to clean poland with chemicals everyone goes crazy
So yall remember Hitler right? Ok so I own a gun with Nazi rounds, I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasnt invited, he said "did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said "do you mean nein millimeter?"
