Hitler jokes
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
He wasn't that bad.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.