Hitler jokes
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
Justin Bieber
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Hitler was a nazi.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Joke.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."