Hitler jokes
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
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What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
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"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Hitler was a nazi.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Joke.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!