John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Heroic Grandfather Comparison
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you knucklehead! You think that killin' fifty Nazis is somethin' to brag about? Please! Anyone can off a bunch of goons. But snuffing out Hitler himself? That's like winnin' the Super Bowl of grandpappies! It ain't rocket science, numbskull.