Hit jokes
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
My ex-girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus driver's license.
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.