Why didnt the chicken cross the road He got hit
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger then it hit me
why don't indians play baseball?
Everytime they reach a corner they make a shop
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
why did the orphan cross the road
so he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
what did the twin towers say when they saw the airplane
batter up
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger...then it hit me
What does the plane that hit the twin towers and milk have in common? My dad went to get both and never came back.
what did we hit i don't know a rock
Q What is Chris Browns #1 Hit A Rihanna
If ypu were to drop an emo & a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first
The leaf cuz the emo is always hanging
