Hit jokes
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station while Manners tried to help Shit.
When Shut up got to the police station he says, "My brother has just been hit by a car."
The policeman replied with, "OK then, first I need to know your name."
"Shut up."
"No, I need to know your name."
"Shut up."
"Excuse me, but where are your manners?"
"Round the corner picking up shit."
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.