Curry hits 3s and Kobe hit 3 trees
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
Why ain’t Indian packiscan aloud in the World Cup of baseball? Every time they hit a corner they open a shop
Man: how tall is a penguin?
Bartender: about three foot why?
Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one
Poor car
I was anonymous, with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*"
What's black and white and red all over? A mime i hit with my car.
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
*a married woman gets hit by a truck and the cops tell her husband Cop: sir, it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck Man; I know but she has a great personality
What is the worlds strongest material....... The tree that Paul walker hit
I hit on the twin towers. they were hot
9/11 jokes just dont hit right with me
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheel chair, he is getting bullied but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself
Chalie has an eating disorder and he is shorter so is his life but he will never get a wife he's a gay mother fucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
I read a quote about the twin towers that hit me like a plane
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side my truck doesn't even have a dent.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn't shoot straight
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
What grade does Sherlock hits on girls from?
Elementary my dear Watson
