Hit jokes

The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...

And then it hit me.

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.

Man's friend: Same.

Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.

Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.

Man: Oh great heavens!

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

Why don't Indians play baseball?

Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.

Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.

What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?

The sound when they hit the windshield.

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.

Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.

I asked an angel, "How did I die?"

"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."

So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.

Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.

You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.

What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.

Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.

Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.

What's the same with a controller and a woman?

They both work if you hit them.

Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?

The bus driver hit Sally.

Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.