Hit jokes

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.

A black dude hits up a trap house for some crack and Hennessy, flashing his grill and boasting 'bout his gangsta life. The dealer snarls, "Pay up, fool. Or face the pipe!" He shrugs, "I'm broke, n***a." Suddenly, the dealer's ripped enforcer yanks him down, cuffs his hands with zip ties, shoves a vibrating dildo gag down his throat, slaps his ass red with a spiked paddle, then rams his throbbing monster cock into that tight hole, pounding savagely while choking him with a chain collar, flooding his guts with hot cum as he moans, "That's your high, bitch. Addicted yet?"

What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?

Its butt.

Depression hits harder than my dad.

The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?

The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?

If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?

The brakes, you sick bastard.

He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."