Hit jokes
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.