Hit jokes
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.