Hit jokes

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

He got hit!

I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.

Why don't Indians play baseball?

Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.

Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?

The sound when they hit the windshield.

Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.

I asked an angel, "How did I die?"

"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."

So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.

Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.

Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.

Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.

Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.

What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.

Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.

Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?

The bus driver hit Sally.

What's the same with a controller and a woman?

They both work if you hit them.

Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.

I got hit by a bus.

But the bus was my ex.

Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.

So, my mom has hit me with a flip flop when I was bad, and when I cheated on my girl, right when the other girl came in, a flip flop came flying in the room.