*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone"
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realises I've replaced the bed with a trampoline !
if you're pro life I hope you get hit by a bus today :)
why does micheal jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls
If ypu were to drop an emo & a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first
The leaf cuz the emo is always hanging
What does the plane that hit the twin towers and milk have in common? My dad went to get both and never came back.
what did we hit i don't know a rock
Q What is Chris Browns #1 Hit A Rihanna
when the bully says “you’re adopted” so you hit him with the “at least someone wanted me”
Ow! you hit the spot!
I got in a cage fight
the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT'S a U Problem
Hit'em with the 1,2 Jeffery dahmer
I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
Why didnt the chicken cross the road He got hit
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
Why did hitler die? he got hit by ler
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit sally
Curry hits 3s and Kobe hit 3 trees
