Hit

Hit jokes

Family

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

Wrestling

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

Trampoline

My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!

Orphan

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

Memes

Hit memes

Bull

What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha

Guitarist

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

Bus

Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."

Trampoline

Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.

I asked an angel, "How did I die?"

"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."

Hitler

So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.

Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.

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    • Titanic

    You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.

    Brick

    What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.

    Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.

    Woman

    What's the same with a controller and a woman?

    They both work if you hit them.

    Flip-flop

    So, my mom has hit me with a flip flop when I was bad, and when I cheated on my girl, right when the other girl came in, a flip flop came flying in the room.