Hit jokes
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.
So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!