History jokes
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Memes
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasnβt all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Itβs amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitlerβs Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isnβt that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
The twins are falling down.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... π
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
9/11 2001... that day was fireπ₯