Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
