History jokes
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Memes
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.