History jokes
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
My great grandpa killed Hitler.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
These are as weak as the towers.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.