History jokes
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.