Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
History Jokes
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
These are as weak as the towers.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
