History jokes
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Memes
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
I suffered The Great Depression.
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?