what's a cows favorite newspaper? The Daily M0Os oh my frcikig god cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter? Only one came out the chamber.
my grandpa was a great pilot. but he died. on September 11 2001
i heard world war 500000 in my parents
"I don't want to go on my at home history." -my friend, anon 2019
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmot 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
Your hairline goes so back that the History Channel made a show about it.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
the romans conquered Africa,the conquered Europe, they conquered Britain. then they stopped probably ran out of conkers
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE. MY NAME SHOWS IT ALL IF YOU CAN'T SEE, IDC AT ALL, YOU CAN BAN ME. BUT LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING, WITHOUT GOD, ISR-EL IS NOTHING. SO LET ME SAY IT AGAIN, ONE LAST TIME, FREE FREE PALESTINE!
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks. This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied. This is your clock. It move 3 times because you lied 3 times i asked where is President trumps clock. he said it was at the equator. Spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true
what do u call hitler
gay follow my instagram @kaching_memes I post offensive videos that will make u laugh
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.
caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman's forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad... i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead
Why did hitler lose the war ?
Because göring ate every last airplanes , tanks , artilleries , ships and ammunitions
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents, its like their heads were empty
why did the roman eat pizza-he felt like it
Hey, I’m George and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, And find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans-
