History jokes
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.