History jokes
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.