Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Imagine the Russians showing up late to the 1917 revolution with a Tsarbucks in hand. They were late, so I guess they weren't Russian. They were probably Stalin.
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
