History jokes
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.