History jokes
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.