History jokes
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
I rate you a 9/11.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."