What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes? You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind Manto become a king. I mean, I don't see why not.
POV: You are a passanger on September 11th, 2001 and you see the pilots wearing a muslim turban.
In a deep village in Germany old man asked his granddaughter "what are you doing?". His granddaughter replies "removing polish with chemicals". Grandpa said when I was younI did the same.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
IN our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder. And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel Lied.
Christopher Columbus:*Sees native americans* Can i see your land Native amercians:sure just be care.......... Christopher Columbus:Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee
Q. Why did Hitler shoot himself? A. Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
history teacher: They had a temporary cure for the disease , but it would be years before the found a cure for life. Student: I need that.
Dear Victims.....äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building...äh Amazing City. Theres online but 2000 there ware two Towers.....äh Restaurants. We Hijack the plane....äh Hi Jack. Jack is my Co-pilot and i said hello. Don‘t scream...History Repea..äh.. History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport“💀
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS
Did Delaware a New Jersey? Idaho Alaska
What it actually means (Did dela wear a New Jersey? I don’t know I’ll ask her) Ps. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here
what do rubics cube and mellons have in common they have a history of seprateing colors
Back To The Future-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY Marty but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use Shake-spears.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family: " My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans and my uncle against the Argentinians." The friend replied: " It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!" GPerri Milano