9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
I suffered The Great Depression.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
