History jokes
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
I rate you a 9/11.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Boom, it went.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.