History jokes
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
I rate you a 9/11.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Boom, it went.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.