History jokes

How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.

Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

Why were the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"

I told him, "Probably a bullet."

My granddad killed Hitler.

What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.

How was copper wire invented?

Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.

America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.

JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.

9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.

I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.