History jokes
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Boom, it went.
I rate you a 9/11.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.