History jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.