History jokes
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.