History jokes
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.