History jokes
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.