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9/11.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
