History jokes
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
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Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.