History jokes
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
Memes
It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick
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Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
9/11.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.