History jokes
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
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What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.