History jokes
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Memes
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
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Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."