History jokes
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
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Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Memes
9/11.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
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Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.