History jokes
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
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Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
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What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."