History jokes
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
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