History jokes
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What was Jesus scared of the most?
Snails.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!