Ted Bundy jokes
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, βWhose funeral is it?β
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, βI havenβt decided yet.β
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.