when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty he was pretty shocked...
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy. Cause he's the most wanted
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, βWhose funeral is it?β Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, βI havenβt decided yet.β
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy
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