Ted Bundy jokes
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!