Ted Bundy jokes
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, βWhose funeral is it?β
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, βI havenβt decided yet.β
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."