History jokes
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.