History jokes
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Memes
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Heil Kyle!
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.