History jokes
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
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Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...