History jokes

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.

10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.

Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.

What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.

Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?

Me: 😈

Ooo.

Why did the Twin Towers fall?

They collapsed because of the heat.

Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?

What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?

They both fell on my dad.

Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.

What did the one tower say to the other?

"Here comes the airplane!"

"Hi, plane," said the tower.

Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.

Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?

Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.