History jokes
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Memes
ChatGPT left Hitler thinking for himself...
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Ooo.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Hippity hoppity, women are property.