History jokes
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Memes
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"