History jokes
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
History meme for y’all
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around, and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
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Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.