History jokes
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!