History jokes

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.

Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.

Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?

"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.

Did you know the Titanic sank in water?

Titanic 1, Africa 0.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

How many times was Bin Laden shot?

911 times.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

"2001 just called and they want their towers back."