History jokes
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
What would you do if you were killed?
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.