History jokes

Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.

Hey, America. No towers? :(

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

Did you know the Titanic sank in water?

Titanic 1, Africa 0.

Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.

What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.

How many times was Bin Laden shot?

911 times.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and all over their land.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.

“The Titanic is unsinkable!”

Iceberg challenge excepted.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

What would you do if you were killed?