History jokes
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
When you fail art school.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.