History

History jokes

Fighter Jet

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

People

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.

Twin

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

Yo Momma

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

9/11

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

Twin Towers

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

Shit

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

Blonde

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

Because it said "concentration camp."

Pilot

I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.

WW2

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

KGB

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The KGB.

The KGB wh-?

*slaps* I will ask the questions here.

Pilot

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

Stew

When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!