History jokes
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.