History jokes
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Memes
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
What would you do if you were killed?
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.