Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
History Jokes
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Make America Great Britain again!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
