History jokes
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
The twins are falling down.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?
A Doyoulickalotapuss.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭