History jokes
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Memes
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Make America Great Britain again!
I rate these jokes 9/11.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.