History jokes

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."

Why did America lose the chess match?

They were down 2 towers.

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:

Allah hu akbar.

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?

No.

Neither did she.

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

What did one tower say to the other?

Damn, you looking PLANE!

What do you call a blind Nazi?

A Not-See!

I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.

9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔