History jokes
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!