Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
History Jokes
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
