History jokes
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Memes
I’m running out of ideas 4 a title
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.