History jokes
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.