History jokes
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.