History jokes
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Memes
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.