History jokes
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
What would you do if you were killed?
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."