History jokes

I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.

You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

Because it said "concentration camp."

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.

Why do white people own so many pets?

'Cause they can't own people anymore.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?

"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.

Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.

The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"

How did Hitler get killed?

With a "NEIN" millimeter.

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

"2001 just called and they want their towers back."