History jokes
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Memes
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Make America Great Britain again!
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.