History

History jokes

Brother

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Tower

Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?

They already lost two towers.

9/11

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

Flu

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

Sandal

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. šŸ¤”

Building

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Grandma

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

9/11

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Pizza

A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.

Gun

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.

Number

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

Jenga

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Difference

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!