What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
History Jokes
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
When you fail art school.
