History jokes
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.