History jokes
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.