History jokes
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.