History jokes

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and all over their land.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.

Why do white people own so many pets?

'Cause they can't own people anymore.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!

Hey, America. No towers? :(

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?

A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!

Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.

What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?

Adolf Hit-her.

Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.