History jokes
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Memes
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.