History jokes
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.