History jokes

We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...

What's black and white?

History.

I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.

Twin Towers: "No, it won't."

If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.

Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.

Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?

Because they were just roman around.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

'Cause she's a woman.

No, really. Why can't she drive?

Because she died.

Why can’t the USA play chess?

Because they lost their two towers.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

What do you call a blind German?

A notsee.

Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.

What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...

Plane.

What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?

Only one came out of the chamber.

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.