History jokes

I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

'Cause they only had 4 trucks.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.

What war did the black community win?

The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.

Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?

Not Z.

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”

George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”

Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”

What is Hitler's least favorite fish?

Jewfish.

Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?

They both enjoy digging up the past.

WJE officially a gone memory.

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!

What did Jessiey do?

Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!

What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?

He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.