History jokes
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
Memes
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).