History jokes
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!