History jokes
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.