History jokes
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?