History jokes
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Memes
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!