I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?
Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........
Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
