History jokes
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.