Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
Why was going through JFK'S head when he was getting assassinated, a bullet
Which president has never gone to jail........ Lincoln because he's in a cent get it innocent in a cent
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
America:i going to build a wall
Nazi:been there
Soviet union:done that
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been awhile since the last presidential assassination...
what do u call hitler
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IN our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder. And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman's forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad... i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
