History jokes
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.