When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
