History jokes
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.