History jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
"I’m coming for you two!"
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!