History jokes
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
"I’m coming for you two!"
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.