Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"