What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
"I’m coming for you two!"
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
