What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.