History

History Jokes

So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

The Western Front is domestic violence.

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.

Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.

Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?

Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.

I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"