History jokes
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.