Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Helen Keller.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.