History jokes
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.