Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
History Jokes
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
Helen Keller.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
