Titanic Captain's Regret

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  • Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.

    Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?

    3 minutes later:

    Why didn't I listen to the strong one?

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, buttercup. So, Luisa's all like, "Yo, the ship ain't gonna dodge the iceberg 'cause it knows how HUGE it is!" and the Captain's like, "Huh?" Three minutes later, boom! The ship's hittin' the berg. Moral of the story? Listen to Luisa. Now, as for you, you are too eager to please, which makes people think you're about as sharp as a marble.

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