History jokes
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."