History jokes
JFK is definitely a bottom.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.