My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
History Jokes
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Why did Hitler kill himself?
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
