History jokes
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy