Him jokes

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.

What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?

He cracked up!

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

What do you and Joe Biden have in common?

Nobody loves you or him.

The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."

The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."

My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.

Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.