Him jokes
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.