Him jokes

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"

What do you and Joe Biden have in common?

Nobody loves you or him.

The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."

The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?

Myla: I went to a restaurant.

Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?

Timmy: I went to a concert.

Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?

Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.

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A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.

He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.

My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.